This article is for Bad Girls only.
If you are a good girl……here is a site you might like – HERE
HOW TO WIN A GIRL FIGHT – CATFIGHT
An article for the bad girls of the world
- Is another female giving you some trouble?
- Are you thinking about getting into a catfight?
- Would you like to know how to win a girl fight with another female?
I have watched thousands of catfight videos in my time. You see, I just love the bad girls. Society is kind of down on them, but not Johnny Ringo.
Therefore, it is my duty to protect that in which I love.
The Bad Girls of the World. I know you will find this article. It’s like a moth to the flame. You are the type of girl that knows she is good looking. You are the type of girl that just loves to rub your sexiness in other girl’s faces and society seems to hate you so very much.
But, most of all, you do what all bad girls must do. And that is exercise your dominance.
Is that you?
Well, this article is for you then. They don’t understand, they never will. Forget about convincing anyone with logic.
I feel like I am qualified to give some advice here. I have watched skinny girls beat fat girls and I’ve watched strong girls brought to their knees by skilled bikini models.
The big thing a bad girl must do is pay attention and take full advantage of your openings when you get them.
I mean, goodness! You got the all the thrills and pleasures of stealing another girl’s man and now you can experience an even greater pleasure as she moans out in agony that you are indeed the better woman!
It’s best to learn a fighting discipline if you can. This article is for those of you females who do not know any fighting disciplines.
Therefore……………class is in session. You are going to learn a new fighting technique today.
It’s called..“Winning the Catfight“.
Here are some big things to consider if you ever get into a catfight with another female.
Disclaimer: We do not endorse going out and picking fights with other girls. However, if you are in a situation where you must defend yourself, I hope this information proves useful.
1. You must Protect your Hair
If you ever hear another girl say that you are a “pussy” for pulling hair……….just realize that the female saying that has “probably” never been in a catfight with another girl! Pulling your opponents hair is a big weapon when it comes to winning a catfight. Grab hold and get the other girl in a position where you can pin her down. As for yourself, wear a cap, or tie your hair into a bun before getting into a girl fight. It may be the big difference between whether you win or lose!
2. Assess the Situation
Stay calm and analyze the situation before the catfight takes place.
- Is your opponent wearing any rings on her fingers?
- Do you have earrings you need to take out?
- Does she have earrings?
- Are her nails long?
- Are her heels spiky?
- Loose clothing? Take advantage of it. Don’t wear loose clothing yourself.
- How many friends does she have with her?
- How many friends are with you?
- Who matches up with who if they jump in?
3. Don’t underestimate your female opponent
Many a time I have seen a cocky girl think that she was going to run over her opponent only to get her ass kicked in front of everyone. Just because you are bigger, stronger, or even sexier than your opponent, it really doesn’t mean too much unless you use that confidence to your advantage.
You will generally find that the girl with the most confidence, true confidence, will win in a catfight most of the time.
Feel free to believe strongly in yourself, but don’t underestimate your opponent or give them any openings to put you away.
4. The aim of a fight is to defend yourself. Humiliate if you must, but do not maim or try to permanently injure the other girl if you can avoid it.
So many times I see girls who take wild swings or do not keep the other girl down when they get the chance. Your objective should always be to get the other female on the ground, STAY ON TOP, and don’t give that position up for anything.
Pin her arms to the ground with your legs and she won’t be able to move if you get positioned correctly. You will have totally open shots to her head and she will be totally helpless until you let her up. (if you let her up)
5. Extreme Measures Hit her where it hurts if necessary
It’s a fight. It’s not ballet. Want to put the other female down quick? Go for her eyes, her nose, her throat, her breasts, her shin, her gut, and even her vagina………ONLY……… if you are in a dangerous situation. One girl is going to leave with a smile on her face and the other girl is going to be a humiliated mess. Which girl would you like to be? However, try to avoid the things above if you can do so. You will get much more value and pleasure out of humiliating your opponent rather than maiming her or getting a lawsuit slapped on you. Therefore, try to focus more on hairpulling, jerking her to the ground, mounting her, and then slapping her into oblivion. But, if the other girl is playing dirty and doing the extreme things above, you have a right to defend yourself aggressively.
6. You need to get her on the ground
The key to winning any catfight is getting your female opponent on the ground. Again, I recommend sitting on her chest. If you can, get a handful of hair with one hand, and then use your free hand to punch your opponent or slap your opponent. Many times people will try to pull you off the girl or will tell you to let her up.
Don’t do it!
Hold your ground at any cost. Letting her up is just giving her an opportunity to do possible damage to you. If you have her on the ground, keep her there, until you completely tire her out and force her to change her attitude regarding the situation.
7. Aim to impress
Guys absolutely love the idea of two females fighting. It is a fantasy that many guy’s have and you should not ignore the power of it. Not just on the males, but more importantly, the girl you are facing. If they are putting you on a higher level than themselves, you have a big, big advantage. Dress sexy for your catfight. Wear super form fitting clothes only, so that you don’t get jerked around by your loose clothing. Show your legs and your breasts if you can. This will intimidate the other girl and get the guy’s in the crowd all worked up.
If you get on top of your opponent… make sure to smile while humiliating her a little bit. Remember, this article is for the bad girls. If you are a good girl you should be reading about ballet.
If you can do so……..make her kiss your inner thighs before you let her up. Or maybe make her kiss your feet. Be creative! Make her scream out loud to everyone that you are the superior female before you let her up.
Make it so that she will never thinking of messing with you again.
Because, everything above is “what to do” in defense. If a girl comes at your aggressively, or challenges you to a catfight, and actually attacks, it is our opinion that not only should you defend yourself, but you can set things up where you can enjoy it at the same time.
Make a statement. This way, the other females out there will know that you are not a lady to be messed with. And, if you have the ability to steal their man, that is just nature, and they need to move on.
And most importantly…………please make sure someone is recording!
But, above all, always consider the legal consequences of getting into a fight. Society does not endorse fighting and neither does the law. Fighting is a petty way to solve differences. At the Catfight Report, it’s obvious that we, and many others, find catfights to be very sexy.
It’s not because we hate women or because we are rude and crude. Generally, it’s because the idea of one female dominating another one is just incredibly sexy in many forms. In the physical form, some of us find it extremely appealing.
The goal of this article is NOT to get more of you females out there fighting with each other.
Sure, we find it sexy. But it is dangerous. It really is. And it can be expensive in many ways.
Bottom line………….the information above is to be used in defense. You can win. You can prove your point. You are the better woman. Believe it. Don’t maim. Humiliate. :) Just be smart about it.
Please participate in this discussion! Ask questions in the comment box, relate experiences you have had, or teach more techniques.